WHy is the Rum Always Gone?!

Question:

WHy is the Rum Always Gone?

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AH! That's why?

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18 hours ago
Imagine if Rum turned men into Johnny?

Answers: 18 hours ago
Imagine if Rum turned men into Johnny? according to elizabeth swann, "rum turns even the most respectable men into... okay i forget.. but something vile i suppose... haha! As long as you mean Johnny Depp and not Johnny Howard! The Deppster is the best... Rum? What Rum? Do you see any Rum? I don't see any Rum? Where could it be? Who took the freakin' Rum???

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( I know what happened to the Rum, er, burp, er, excuse me!!)

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