Hannah montana quotes?!
Question: do you know any quotes from the show, that are either funny, or are kinda like "did someone sprinkle drama queen in your oatmeal?" something like that.
thanks =]
Answers: do you know any quotes from the show, that are either funny, or are kinda like "did someone sprinkle drama queen in your oatmeal?" something like that.
thanks =]
EPISODE 1 Lilly, Do You Want To Know A Secret?
Miley: "I say this because I care about you: get some help!"
Jackson: "Oh believe me, she's screaming in the inside."
Robbie: "This it this way Miley, he goes out with a girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out."
EPISODE 2 Miley, Get Your Gum
Miley: "Yes, and maybe just maybe that's insane!"
Miley: "Do u hear what you're saying or is there a big roaring in ur ear?!"
Miley: "Look at you all upside-right"
EPISODE 3 She's A Supersneak
Robbie: "Look at the size of this bad boy. We had quite a battle or two. First it was him, then it was me, then it was him, then it was me."
Jackson: "Dad, you got it at the fish market."
Miley: "But if you think about it, midterms are only half way to finals, so you only need to study about as half as hard, and since I study as twice as hard as everybody else, I only need to study a quarter. So I'm done. See how that works?"
EPISODE 4 Can't Make You Love Hannah If You Don't
Lilly: "You're in California now, and we do do that here."
[Jackson and Copper snicker]
Miley: "What?"
Jackson: "She said 'do-do!"
Lilly: "Good point, and besides...he probly doesn't even know your alive, you'll be like some dried up insect on the winshiled of his life. Not even in the center, you're way off on the side where the wippers don't reach, weet weet weet SPLAT! weet weet weet weet...."
Miley: "He loves Hannah Montana now, and we're getting married. How do you think it went, you donut?!"
EPISODE 5 It's My Party And I'll Lie If I Want To
Lilly: "But the mall has cute clothes!"
Miley: "But the beach has cute boys."
Lilly: "To the beach!"
Security Guard: "You know, she is kind of a dork."
Hannah: "I know, but shes my dork."
EPISODE 6 Grandmas Don't Let Your Babies To Be Favorites
Lily: "Oh my gosh you'r Hannah Montana!!!"
Memaw: "For heavens sake, who does that woman think she is?"
[Pause]
"Well that's still no excuse!"
Oliver: "This is it. Jackson Stewart serving for the goal. This is, without a doubt, the most important serve of young Stewart's life. If he blows this..."
[Memaw unplugs the microphone]
Memaw: "Son, you sound a whole lot better when no one can hear you."
EPISODE 7 It's a Mannequin's World
Miley: "The store made a mannequinn of me."
Lilly: "That's not a mannequinn that's a hannahquinn miss montanaquinn."
Miley: "Oh no."
Lilly: "What? That was cuteiquinn!"
Billy Ray: "Miley let's see that pretty new birthday number!"
[Miley pours tomato juice all over the dress]
Miley: "Daddy there's a tomato juice stain!"
[Miley dumps spaghetti all over her dress]
Miley: "Mama mia! That's a biga staina!"
Miley: "Right mittens?"
[Her shirt meows]
EPISODE 8 Maskot Love
Jackson: "Well, If I am going to be a plumber l am going to do this right."
[Pulls down pants to where underwear is visible]
Jackson: "Oh that breeze feels nice!!!"
Jackson: "Hey, come on, get out, I'm sneaking down the pipes now"
Oliver: "Uh, Jackson is Miley home?"
Jackson: "Don't know."
Oliver: "Do you know when she will be back?"
Jackson: "Don't care."
Oliver: "Can you tell her I stopped by?"
Jackson: "Don't count on it!"
Jackson: "I have something to show you!"
[Oliver jumps behind a chair]
Oliver: "Okay, ready!"
Jackson: "It was some water and unidentified sludge, get a tecknus shot and buck up happy camper!"
EPISODE 9 Ooh, Ooh, Itchy Woman
Miley: "Don't hurt it!!! I named it...Linda... It's Spanish for pretty."
Billy Ray: "Well the I guess you are going to have to learn the Spanish word for squished."
Billy Ray: "Hey Linda... do you know Achey Breaky Heart?"
Miley: "It's called the scratch dance, see, it's contagious!"
EPISODE 10 Oh, Say Can You Remember The Words?
Miley: "Come on Oliver, It did not take this long to write the play!"
Oliver: "Trust me this has been going on...forever..."
Oliver: [flashes back] "I'm a fruit fly! Abraham fruit fly!!!"
Hannah: "Ooh, say, can you see? By the dawns, early light...through yonder window break!!!"
[Audience Booing] Hannah: I'm a cup fly! You get it? Buzz?!"
Hannah: "How am I supposed to do this? I'm sweating through my wig!"
Bobby Ray: "Don't worry I've got all the confidence in you."
Bobby Ray: "If her mouth is open and nothing comes out, skip to commercial...and I mean pronto!"
EPISODE 11 Oops! I Meddled Again
Miley: "You are ONE evil little person!"
Rico: "Lets not start flattering now."
Oliver: "You see, Miley has a desperate and deep love on me."
Miley: "What he said...but with a little less feeling."
Miley: "Because I'm a baaad chicken!!"
Miley: "Bwak-Bwak-Ba-bye!!"
Miley: "Sorry, all out of eggs."
EPISODE 12 On The Road Again
Roxy: "Do you want me to tell her you aren't here?"
Maddie: "But she is standing right there, I can see her!"
Roxy: "Not if her body guard says you can't!!"
Miley: "A mulet in the front..."
[flips shirt]
Miley: "And a party in the back...O YEA!"
Lily: "My dad owned a calculator...thats not the same is it!?!"
EPISODE 13 You'r So Vain, You Probably Think This Zit Is About You
Lily: "Your the poster child for perfect skin!"
Miley: "WHO PUT THIS ZIT ON MY FACE?!?"
EPISODE 14 New Kid in School
Miley: "Hes not the only star in this school!"
Reporter: "Really?!?! Who?!"
Miley: Me, I'm Hannah Montana!!!"
Miley "Hannah": "My brother thinks he's Elvis"
Miley Stewart: What do you say we put up this tent, and make a fire, and
[Lilly and Miley start moving their arms around in a circle like they're stirring something]
Miley Stewart: cook ourselves up a big-pot-of friendship.
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[Robbie hurts himself during limbo]
Robbie Stewart: Ow, my achey, breaky back!
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[repeated line]
Miley Stewart: Ya think?
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[repeated line]
Roxie: I have my EYES on you!
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Lilly Truscott: Hey Oliver! I can see you!
Oliver Oken: [Lifting Miley's hair on the other side] I can see you too!
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Miley Stewart: It’s like walkin' barefoot through a field of cows after their mornin sit down!
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Miley Stewart: It was as easy as findin' a mullet at a trucker's convention.
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[repeated line]
Miley Stewart: Sweet Nibblets
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Amber: [the girls think a bear is outside of their tent] I'm too pretty to die!
Ashley Dewitt: No way, I'm pretty, too!
Miley Stewart: Alright! I'll go check!
Ashley Dewitt: [she leaves, and loud growling is heard] Oh my gosh! Lilly, go check on her!
Lilly Truscott: Why do I have to go?
Amber: [scoffs] I believe we've established the pretty scale.
STOP STARING AT ME! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL"!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miley:I have to get these shoes!
Oliver:Why?
Miley:I'm a girl do the math.
(from "I Can't Make You Love Hannah If You Don't)
(Miley finds out her BF has tickets a HM concert)
Miley: Really? (hugs her BF and mouths "Help Me!")
Oliver: (whispers to Lilly) Who's the doughnut now?
Lilly: Still you.
(from "Miley, Get Your Gum")
Hannah: Hi. The boy from the sunroof. Look at you all right-side up! Why don't ya sit down? Take the load off!
Oliver: (notices that she's chewing gum) (has a problem with "Chewing") Um, I checked all of your websites and none of them said you were a chewer.
Hannah. Oh! I chew all morning, afternoon... I'm like a train. Chew, chew, chew! Watch out, boy! New chew coming through. (pulls out prank gum and her mouth turns black)
Oliver: Your mouth is, uh, uh...
Hannah: Turning black? It's licorice. I luv licorice! Don't make me laugh. It comes out of my nose. Wanna see?
(Oliver plugs her nose)
Hannah: Am I grossing you out? If you wanna switch to Mandy Moore, I totally understand. You know, she's blonde again. (Oliver lets go of her nose, she blows a big bubble, and it pops in Oliver's face)
Hannah: How do you like me now?
Oliver: I still love you!
Hannah: What more do I have to do? You and Hannah Montana will never be together!
Oliver: Why?
Miley: Because...(takes off her wig and sunglasses) I'm Hannah Montana. Me, Miley. (Oliver faints) OK, that went well.
Lilly aka lola: That's why you haven't seen me at school or anything.
Miley gives her a look
Lily aka Lola: Because I'm homeschooled. In Canada. Where the moose are. (puts hands to head like a moose)
Oliver: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: *ignores oliver and walks away*
Oliver: Oh yeah. She digs me.
Miley: are you hungry?
lilly says nothing
miley: well i am
lilly says nothing
*skips over to consession stand*
miley: hungry hungry hungry
*jake is feeding girl popcorn*
Lilly:that could have been you over there giving jake little popcorn kissies
*lilly licking ice cream*
Miley: lilly you have a little ice cream on you're face
Lilly: Where?
Miley: There
*puts ice cream on lilly's face*
Lilly: thanks
*guy comes over*
guy: napkin?
Miley: no
Lilly: speak for yourself
Oliver:i gave the tape to the editor
miley:whos the editor?
Oliver:Jake
Miley: Jake who!?!
JACKSON--" do you mind?I'm trying to have a conversation without hearing the name hannah montana."
(miley gives a glance)
JACKSON-- "ya, that's right girl i know hannah montana, and i have two incredible tickets for tomorrow night.great i'll see you there.
(jackson hangs up phone and turns to miley)
JACKSON--"i need to incredible tickets for tomorrow night.
MILEy--"SORRY I'M SOLD OUT
ROBBIE RAY--"look at it this way miles, the boy goes out with the girl, gets married and moves out.
MILEY--"you got the tickets"
(phone rings)
MILEY--" Hello?"
LILLY--"hey it's me, landing in 19 seconds!!"
(miley clicks the button to hang up)
MILEY--"lilly alert 19 seconds!"
JACKSON--"she's your best friend miles, sooner or later you'll have to tell her your hannah montana"
MILEY--"i pick later"
ROBBIE RAY--"9 seconds get your shoes"
JACKSON--5..4..3..2..
MILEY--1!!!
(jackson opens the double door entrance and lilly comes in on skateboard)
LILLY--" I got the hottest tickets in town!!Miley, you and i, i mean you and me are going to....the one...the only...HANNAH MONTANA!!!WHEW!!
LILLY-- "your not screaming!why aren't you screaming?"
JACKSON--"oh believe me, she's screaming on the inside"
(robbie ray headlocks jackson)
(miley screams in her head. and then the theme song.
miley- dad get the flea dip ready cause tonight im laying down with the dogs
miley-*knods her head*
Sarah: Your HANNAH MONTANA!
Miley: Shhhhhhh!
More people look.
HANNAH MONTANA?!?!
Miley and Lilly run and jump in balls.
As soon as people are gone,they come out.
Miley: Ow,you pinched me!
Lilly: No,you pinched me!
Little girl comes out of the balls and rubs her hands.
Robbie Ray: JACKSON!
Jackson: *dancing*
Robbie Ray: JACKSON STUART!
Jackson: Uh-oh. Yeah dad?
Robbie Ray: Guess where I am.
Jackson: Oh! Sorry dad!
*Gets toilet paper and runs upstairs*
Teacher: Gimme the money.......
Miley: *hands the package to him*
Teacher: *looks inside* No,seriously,gimme the money.
Oliver: Well, it must have something to do with Dork....and Dorkier.
Lilly: Wait! Was I Dork or Dorkier?
Miley and Oliver: *look at her*
Lilly: It's important to me
Miley:I'm over ya okay,move on with ya life!*storms off*
Jake:I was just gonna tell her,Her shoe was untied
sweet nibblets
"sweet niblets!"
is probably the one i here in all of em..
miley like a puma
"Crouching tiger ROXY!"
I love her security guard, haha.
I like "Mean girl say what?" It is in the Achy Jaky (I think I did not spell that correctly sorry) Heart episode. I think it is really funny the way she says it!
Robbie Stewart: Ow, my achey, breaky back!
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[repeated line]
Miley Stewart: Ya think?
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[repeated line]
Roxie: I have my EYES on you!
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Lilly Truscott: Hey Oliver! I can see you!
Oliver Oken: [Lifting Miley's hair on the other side] I can see you too!
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Miley Stewart: It’s like walkin' barefoot through a field of cows after their mornin sit down!
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Miley Stewart: It was as easy as findin' a mullet at a trucker's convention.
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[repeated line]
Miley Stewart: Sweet Nibblets
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Amber: [the girls think a bear is outside of their tent] I'm too pretty to die!
Ashley Dewitt: No way, I'm pretty, too!
Miley Stewart: Alright! I'll go check!
Ashley Dewitt: [she leaves, and loud growling is heard] Oh my gosh! Lilly, go check on her!
Lilly Truscott: Why do I have to go?
Amber: [scoffs] I believe we've established the pretty scale.
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Jackson Stewart: [to Rico, after he criticized his surf shop, saying IHOF,international house of failure] Or, IHORPWAFAS, international house of reasonaly priced water... and fries and stuff!
something like a beaver and something about an uncle. i hate her nd her show so i woul'n't no. i only know this because my cousin watches it. OMG i rememebred one it was smokin' oken. and ollie trollie. and RRRRIIIICCCOOO and he does the little tongue thing when he says it
roxy like a puma and sweet nibbles.
" Weirdo say what?!"-Miley to Jake
" I've never seen that many feathers since Aunt Pearl and Uncle Earl's annual pillow fight!"-Robby Stewart
"Dang flabbit, I got butter in all my nooks and crannies!"-Jackson churning butter.
"Can you hear, or is there a big roaring in your ear?"-Miley to Lily
I'll think of more later...
"sweet niblets"
"sweet frozen niblets"
"fish on a hook"
"monster trucks"
"... say what?"
"you know all the sixes go first"
"im proud to say i dont"
" the cute romantic one, the cute funny one, the cute sensitive one"
"so, you guys got discovered at a barber shop?'
"yea,yea funny story"
"sir, dude, sir dude"
"im not gunner tinkle"
"football''
" that dress was so ho-liday"
"ooohh, tsss"
"thats going to be harder than turning uncle earl on a water bed"
"Bucky Kentucky"
"loco hot cocoa"
"it looks like amber and ashley threw up on me"
" bra-stuffer"
"my kicks are fly, litterally"
"my dish got 2nd place in the cook off, yea thats because it didnt have any tarragon"
"call me the godfather"
"im not just good, im really good"
i had more but i couldnt remember
When your jeans are as tight as mine you need a place to keep your phone.....
I haven't seen that many feathers since Uncle Earl's annual Pillow Fight...
If you wiped a table with it (shirt) The table would punch you...
I can't think of any more!
The episode that the Jonas Brothers were on, it was really good! when they sing "everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everyone knows what im talkin' 'bout everybody gets that way" love that episode!!!
I love the cheese jerky rap by Oliver and Jackson i tried to put up the youtube link cuz its in my favs but it wasnt working. :(
go to you tube and type in Jackson and Oliver Cheese Jerky rap, hilarious!!! love it!!!