Married to Rosie ODonnell?!


Question: If you awoke one day and found yourself married to Rosie ODonnell and looking around could only find a very dull stick, would you use it to try and stab yourself to death?


Answers: If you awoke one day and found yourself married to Rosie ODonnell and looking around could only find a very dull stick, would you use it to try and stab yourself to death?

No I would stab O'donnell to death and plead self-defense.I would claim I was dreaming of a hideous monster and such monster was approaching me with intentions of doing me bodily harm such as raping me or worse.I would rush to the phone and dial 911,saying a gruesome beast was threatenining me and I protected myself as best I could.I would tell them hospitalization was needed after such a shocking encounter.No way could they mistake the bucle of glob I left lyimg on the floor could be even half human.I would logically inquire the court if any of them would marry anything as nightmarish?Imagine those rolls and rolls of cellulite.It would require an autopsy to determine it was a sexual being.Also if I were you I would read these answers in a public place lest you aer led to nightmares. Up above I mean bundle not buncle/Such a chill as you gave me made me somewhat nervous.

tell her to go fetch the dull stick lol

I'm sure someone would try to kill her if they woke up married to her.

LIke a coyote date, I'd first knaw off my arm , poke out my eyes with the vey dull stick (I would deserve the agonizing pain for ever doing that many drugs to get in the predicament!) ,and do like Robbie Benson and jump off the Tallahatchy Bridge!

I would kiss her & all the kids goodbye and go shopping.

seeing as rosie is a lesbian..i would probably use it on her as a phalic symbal...i think she would enjoy a home made dildo..



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