12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on Birtish TV.?!
Question: 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio.
1.Pat Glenn,weightlifting commentator - "and this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing".
2. New Zealand rugby commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him".
3. Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator - "this is really a lovely horse,I once rode her mother".
4. Harry Carpenter at the oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "ah,isn't that nice.The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the oxford crew".
5. US PGA commentator - "one of the reasons arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,before each tee shot,his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........Oh my god!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6.Carenza Lewis about finding food in the middle ages on 'time team live' said: 2you'd eat beaver if you could get it".
THE REST TO FOLLOW.
Answers: 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio.
1.Pat Glenn,weightlifting commentator - "and this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing".
2. New Zealand rugby commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him".
3. Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator - "this is really a lovely horse,I once rode her mother".
4. Harry Carpenter at the oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "ah,isn't that nice.The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the oxford crew".
5. US PGA commentator - "one of the reasons arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,before each tee shot,his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........Oh my god!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6.Carenza Lewis about finding food in the middle ages on 'time team live' said: 2you'd eat beaver if you could get it".
THE REST TO FOLLOW.
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Some fine ones here, you can check out more in Private Eye's Colemanballs which has been recording these for years.
ha...ha.. 1, 4 & 5 my favs
If I asked for another double entendre, would you be able to give me one?
Brilliant.
In fact I would say they are SPOT ON!
very good
funny.
They are all pretty funny