Does anyone know who............?!
Question: Mitch Hedberg is? do you think hes funny? R.I.P. Mitch
Answers: Mitch Hedberg is? do you think hes funny? R.I.P. Mitch
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.
Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Hilarious..
Love Him!!!
R.I.P Indeed
I hadn't ever heard of him until this morning on the radio...when I heard that he died.
actually he died some time ago from a drug overdose... and im sorry to say that i didnt think he was all that funny he was ok but just didnt make me laugh as much as some other comics out there...but still he was a good person ....