Britney Spears is dead!!!!???!
Question: An airplane was about to crash,
and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, George W. Bush said,
I am the President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility,
being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.,
and I am also the smartest president ever. So he takes the first parachute,
and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger said, I'm Rasheed Wallace,
one of the best basketball players in the NBA,
and the Portland Trailblazers need me,
so I can't afford to die. So he takes the second parachute,
and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton,
said; I am the wife of the former President of the United States,
I am New York's Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world.
So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout,
I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,
so as a Christian
Answers: An airplane was about to crash,
and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, George W. Bush said,
I am the President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility,
being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc.,
and I am also the smartest president ever. So he takes the first parachute,
and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger said, I'm Rasheed Wallace,
one of the best basketball players in the NBA,
and the Portland Trailblazers need me,
so I can't afford to die. So he takes the second parachute,
and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton,
said; I am the wife of the former President of the United States,
I am New York's Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world.
So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.
The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout,
I am old and frail and I don't have many years left,
so as a Christian
haha... that's funny... and a good way to get folks to read it !
is this true if it is WOW but Britney Spears is not dead!!!!!
BYE!!!!
you have a vivid imagination!!!! get a life
Brittney is not in this situation
lol that was funny
....okay!?!
You have a vivid and overactive imagination. You must be BORED silly to post something like this. What a waste of 10 points