What is the big deal with Chuck Norris?!
Question: Hes just CHUCK NORRIS!!!
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars
Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.\
Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens
to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of
what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he
only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
its alll true
best answer!!! plz
Answers: Hes just CHUCK NORRIS!!!
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars
Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.\
Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens
to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of
what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he
only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
its alll true
best answer!!! plz
beats me.
but there's a new book out with 500 chuck norris-isms. geez.
He's a nice guy who isn't overexposed. He actually seems normal.
NO CLUE! The guys at school were OBSESSED last year! Half the school claimed Chuck Norris was their dad! But then again, I do go to school with a very weird bunch....
hese a badass or something
they came out with a list of jokes on the internet about a year ago.
their all about how chuck kicks butt.
Pftt. Beats me. I think it's because he was a normal man who packed a HUGE punch and a whole lotta fight! He's old now but, 70 or something.
He comes up in conversations with guys all around the world every few years.