HELP....im turning into chuck norris?!

it started about 2 days ago!.!.!.i fell alseep while a walker texas ranger marathon was playing and i woke up this morning wearing tight jeans, ive never owned a pair of tight jeans!. i got up and roundhouse kicked a chicken so hard it hit a pig!. then the pig hit a cow and exploaded!. after the smoke cleared there was nothing but a glass of milk and a omelet!. i tried shaving the beard but it broke all 5 of my razors!. its been 2 days now and ive already been back in time 4 times!. this is to much awsomeness for one man!. i cant handle it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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