How might I entertain Meryl Streep and Delia Smith?!


Question: How might I entertain Meryl Streep and Delia Smith!?
I am planning an eleborate dinner party, with numerous courses and copious amounts of champagne!.

The guest list consists of Meryl Streep and Delia Smith, whom I am sure will be delighted to accept my invitation!.

I would welcome suggestions as to how I might entertain these talented wenches!. No holds barred!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Naked twister old boy, I suggest you keep a dignified distance as the spinner and referee!. This shouldn't stop you throwing jelly and custard at Mrs Streep and Smith as their naked bodies in-twine though all in the name of fun you understand!. Tip top (Twist) Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dress them up as feisty Lionesses!. The theme being deep, dark Africa! Begad!
Dear Streep should warm to this what with "Out of Africa" and all!. As for Delia, well I'm certain she likes Webbers's Cats!.
Then, you should dress up as the Lord Lion! With a big Mane and sharp teeth!. ROOOOWWWWWRRRR!
And you can trot around the drawing room with your magnificently Maned Head in the hair, as the two fruity Bints rolling around on the thick pile carpet going "Purrrr" or "Meeoow!" or whatever it is these silly sods do in the Wilds!.
You could stop to have a dump perhaps or attack a Cow, or even mark your Territory by leaning on your forelegs and spaying a Devlishly potent spray of fearsome concentrated Cat Whiz in the air!.
Either way, they should surely be under your spell!.
Glad to be of service VG!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sir Terrance old chap, I have the very solution to your problem, one which would be the talk of the county for years to come, however, I cannot recall getting an invitation to the said social gathering and therefore suffering from loss of memory, which, I may add, will make a remarkable recovery when the said invitation arrives on the butlers tray, in my sitting room, tomorrow morning at the latest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well you can always get some clowns, I'm sure that will have them rolling in the aisles, lol!.!!!
:-)) !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Followed by some Exotic Pole Dancers!.!!
I do Pray I've help Sir De Cat!.
Your Faithful Servant!.
JAM!.!!
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