If the Jonas Brothers Were Gay...?!


Question: If the Jonas Brothers Were Gay!.!.!.!?
Alright before you even think of answering this question read first!:

This is not meant to be a 'Hate' question
This is aimed at the fan-girls that say they love the Jonas Brothers
Anyone can answer i don't care but i really don't see a point if you're anti

Finished!? Good ok then i'll start

For the girls that say they love the Jonas Brothers this is the ultimate love test

1!. One of the Jonas Brothers just admitted he was Gay what do you say to him!?

2!. I just reversed time and you have the opportunity to tell the Jonas Brothers one thing before they became famous!. But remember you have no idea that they'll be famous so what do you tell them!?

3!. One of the Jonas Brothers dies and you are invited to the funeral!. What is it that you'd say to the grieving family to make them feel better!?

4!. Nick Jonas asks you out and now you're full blown dating!. One night you come home to find Nick making out with Zac Efron! What do you say/do!?

5!. You have 5 words to say to the Jonas Brothers right now in the present where they are famous and you 'love' them what 5 words do you use!?

6!. You have a backstage, all-access pass to the Jonas Brothers concert, But you notice a little girl has lost her parents and is crying her eyes out looking for them!. What do you do!? Help the girl!? Or go see the Jo Bros!?

7!. You are discovered by disney channel and your first assignment is to right a song with one of the Jonas Brothers!. Which Jonas Brother do you choose!? Why!? What's the song called

*Anti Section*

Rules: Fangirls may NOT answer
1!. You see a group of fangirls and you can't help but think "There is a bucket of water right over there"!. What do you do!?

2!. You see one of the JoBros making out with Zac Efron!. When he notices you he grabs Zac's face with the "promise ring" hand and flashes it to you!. what do you do!?

3!. You have the oppurtunity to choose what happens nest to the JoBros (career wise) what do you do!? End them then and there!? Or make a fatal flaw and make sure there downfall is slow and agonizing!?

4!. You have 7 words to say face to face with the Jonas Brothers!. What do you say!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
1!. You see a group of fangirls and you can't help but think "There is a bucket of water right over there"!. What do you do!?
Nothing I'm really not mean!.

2!. You see one of the JoBros making out with Zac Efron!. When he notices you he grabs Zac's face with the "promise ring" hand and flashes it to you!. what do you do!?
Laugh, snap a picture and sell it for tons of money!. Then smile and say I told you so!.

3!. You have the oppurtunity to choose what happens nest to the JoBros (career wise) what do you do!? End them then and there!? Or make a fatal flaw and make sure there downfall is slow and agonizing!?
Just end them!.!.I really do feel bad for them, I'd them not have to suffer that horrble E! True Hollywood Story type path, but they will!. The oldest is almost 21!.!.!.really promise ring!? Sure I can't wait till he's passed out in a club with some drunk girl!. Its just going to happen and you know it!.

4!. You have 7 words to say face to face with the Jonas Brothers!. What do you say!? Please stop making such bad music!. PLEASE!.
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An answer to all your questions!.


Get a life, the Jonas Brothers possess little to no talent, one is bound to be gay, and if girls to like them I bet they have tiny!.!.!.!. (yeah I'll let you figure it out)Www@Enter-QA@Com

*Anti Section*

1!.I will pull the bucket of water to the fangirls!.

2!.Smile!.Take a picture!. Sell it to magazines!.

3!.End them there and there!.

4!.I really hate u alot Jonas Brothers!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Leave them alone!. 2!. Take pictures and sell them to magazines!. 3!. End it quickly!. 4!. You guys suck stop making music please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

**ANTi SECTiON!! WHOOOOOOOO :D**

1!. if they're normal fans, ill leave them alone!. but i have a feeling their not normal fans!. so therefore i'd pour the water all over em cos they chose their own fate!. yay :)

2!. take a picture ;D
(then punch zac for the hell of it cos i hate him)

3!. ssslllllllloooowwwww aaaaannnnnnnddddddd aaaaagggooonnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzz!.!.!. :)

4!. you should play your "music" on mars =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

your question is annoyingWww@Enter-QA@Com

What do you mean "IF!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

wouldnt be that much of a suprise!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

they're not gay !?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

they are well gayWww@Enter-QA@Com

Theyre sooo not gay and I ur questions dont make senseWww@Enter-QA@Com

wat do u mean ''IF'' they are gay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

what the hell is this!?!?!? i dont get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao!.
i can't wait to see the answers for number four!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

what's with the "if"!? they ARE gay!.!.!. no straight guy would wear what those "teenagers" wearWww@Enter-QA@Com

you question is stupid and annoying!.
take my advice and don't post stupid, long, and boring questions that we can't answer!.
GET A LIFE!Www@Enter-QA@Com

mmkay!.

1!.I'd say "Oh wow!.!."
2!. I would hug them and say " please dont ever forget me!."
3!. I would say that they were absoulutely the best that they could be!.
4 !. lol! I will say "Ew, are you high!.!.!?"
5!. " Hey my name is Bianca"
6!. Take the girl with me :)
7!. I'd chose Love bug :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you want the answers look up 'Haters why do you hate the Jonas brothers' that question has been asked a millinon times!.!.and everyone is sick of explaining why!.
Take the bucket and pour it over their heads, in hope that it makes them come to their senses!.
I laugh, and tell all the fan girls 'That I was right all along'!.
End them right then and their!.
You have no talent, and your songs suck(Eight words!.!.Oh Well!.)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. I still respect you and i will still adore you and your music, no matter what, but i think many people will laugh at you

2!. OMG!! you guys are so cute and great guys!! call me!

3!. I'm so sorry about your loss!. I was a BIG fan of ______ (insert name here) and their band!. I wish the best of luck to you and your family and I hope that you can overcome this emotional roller coaster

4!. *stare at him in disbelief* ok!.!.!.!.!.!.!. are you now gay or is this just something you had to do!?!?

5!. Thanx, call me!, your hotties

6!. I would take the girl with me to see them and see if they can help her find her parents because they can make an announcement
7!. Nick, , because he is the greatest songwriter and the most sensitive!. Thesong would be called something like!.!.!. idk!.!.!. He would come up with itWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. i would still like them all!. even if they were gay what would that change!?
2!. i would tell them to add me on myspace and tell them they are really cute to!.
3!. i am sorry for their loss and they had a really great son!.
4!.i go and cry myself to sleep!.
5!.cute funny considerate nice and great
6!. i would go to the jonas brothers and ask them to help me find her parents!.
7!. kevin, because he doesnt ever get to sing, it would be called Fun
1!.nothing i am not that mean
2!.nothing ur aloud to kiss it isnt the same as sex
3!.make them more famous!. i love the jonas brothers
4!.can i have ur number!? love yahWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. Nothing, it's really not a big deal!.
2!. If I knew them pre-fame, I would have known that they would make it, so I would say; "Don't forget us little guys!"
3!. I would express my sincerest condolences; but nothing I did or said could possibly make them feel better at a time like that!.
4!. Nick is too young for me (like illegal), but if that were to happen I would be forced to break it off!. I can't have him making out with anyone if he's supposed to be dating me!.
5!. "Pleasure meeting you, I'm Courtney!."
6!. Help the little girl, but in order to do so security would probably have to be involved so while security looked for her parents, she could tag along and meet the boys with me!. I doubt they'd mind!.
7!. Kevin, we have similar taste in music and I think the minds would meld better on that one!. I'm not sure what the song would be called, we haven't written it!.
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1!. One of the Jonas Brothers just admitted he was Gay what do you say to him!?

*Nothing!. 'Cause its their personal decision!.


2!. I just reversed time and you have the opportunity to tell the Jonas Brothers one thing before they became famous!. But remember you have no idea that they'll be famous so what do you tell them!?

*Whats your phone number!? ; )


3!. One of the Jonas Brothers dies and you are invited to the funeral!. What is it that you'd say to the grieving family to make them feel better!?

*I am sorry for this tragically sad lose!. (name of one the brothers) accomplished a lot in his life term and dedicated a lot to the fans who adored him!. He will never be forgotten in any heart!. The fans always were there for him and will always be here for the Jonas family!. We will see him in eternity!


4!. Nick Jonas asks you out and now you're full blown dating!. One night you come home to find Nick making out with Zac Efron! What do you say/do!?

*I say gosh Nick, I didn't know you were gay!. Its over!.


5!. You have 5 words to say to the Jonas Brothers right now in the present where they are famous and you 'love' them what 5 words do you use!?

*Thank you for the inspiration!

6!. You have a backstage, all-access pass to the Jonas Brothers concert, But you notice a little girl has lost her parents and is crying her eyes out looking for them!. What do you do!? Help the girl!? Or go see the Jo Bros!?

* Help the girl!. Thats so sad!. (Or take her with me to see JB then help her out!.)

7!. You are discovered by disney channel and your first assignment is to right a song with one of the Jonas Brothers!. Which Jonas Brother do you choose!? Why!? What's the song called

I would choose Nick!. 'Cause he writes mostly all of the songs and the title of the song would be: Chasing My Dream

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1!. One of the Jonas Brothers just admitted he was Gay what do you say to him!?



thats okay your music still rocks and its sorta hot o!.O =) lmao



2!. I just reversed time and you have the opportunity to tell the Jonas Brothers one thing before they became famous!. But remember you have no idea that they'll be famous so what do you tell them!?


your hot and your music rocks =) will you marry me nick!?!? =D lmfao



damn this question is long!




3!. One of the Jonas Brothers dies and you are invited to the funeral!. What is it that you'd say to the grieving family to make them feel better!?


(wtf!? how am i supposed to know!?!?!.!.!.okay!.!.) he was an awesome and talented guy and inspired lots of kids and teenagers!?!?

4!. Nick Jonas asks you out and now you're full blown dating!. One night you come home to find Nick making out with Zac Efron! What do you say/do!?

=D =D =D can i join in!?!?!? lmfao

5!. You have 5 words to say to the Jonas Brothers right now in the present where they are famous and you 'love' them what 5 words do you use!?

i love you guys!!!!!!

6!. You have a backstage, all-access pass to the Jonas Brothers concert, But you notice a little girl has lost her parents and is crying her eyes out looking for them!. What do you do!? Help the girl!? Or go see the Jo Bros!?


take the girl with me!.!.!.im sure they'd let me in with her to help her find her parents





7!. You are discovered by disney channel and your first assignment is to right a song with one of the Jonas Brothers!. Which Jonas Brother do you choose!? Why!? What's the song called



nick,cause hes the cooliest lmfao

how am i supposed to know i didnt write it yet did i!?!?!

lmfao

holy **** that was a waste of time!!
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From the hater section
1) pour the wter on the fan girls, that'll make em come to their senses!

2)Tell them that they are gay f*ckers, snap a pictre, sell it to the paparazzi, give a copy to Perez Hilton and laugh at them, oh and tell that b*tch Miley Cyrus that her ex was gay all along!

3)make sure they go DOWN!!!! It is an insult to human ears to make such bad music!.

4)you are talentless, so f*ck off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


1!. One of the Jonas Brothers just admitted he was Gay what do you say to him!? Oh, well we can still be friends right!?

2!. I just reversed time and you have the opportunity to tell the Jonas Brothers one thing before they became famous!. But remember you have no idea that they'll be famous so what do you tell them!? I think you guys will become famous one day!.

3!. One of the Jonas Brothers dies and you are invited to the funeral!. What is it that you'd say to the grieving family to make them feel better!? What can you say at that time!?!!.!.umm probably just tell them to reminisc (spelling!?) in the days that he was alive!.!.love his life and dont dwell on it!?

4!. Nick Jonas asks you out and now you're full blown dating!. One night you come home to find Nick making out with Zac Efron! What do you say/do!?Probably stay friends with him

5!. You have 5 words to say to the Jonas Brothers right now in the present where they are famous and you 'love' them what 5 words do you use!? Guys, I like your shoes

6!. You have a backstage, all-access pass to the Jonas Brothers concert, But you notice a little girl has lost her parents and is crying her eyes out looking for them!. What do you do!? Help the girl!? Or go see the Jo Bros!? I would take that girl to the entrance of the backstage where all the security people are and tell them she is lost and then thaey take her and i go backstage!.!.After all, security would do a better job finding them than i would!.!.

7!. You are discovered by disney channel and your first assignment is to right a song with one of the Jonas Brothers!. Which Jonas Brother do you choose!? Why!? Thats a hard question!.!.but probably 'int No mountain high' with nick!.!.cause his voice would seem fit for the song!.

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FAN ANSWER :
1: That is your choice and i still love you guys the same!.
2: My name and number and hope that i will have 3 new friends by the end of the day!.
3: He made my life enjoyable and helped me up when i was down and he wasn't even conscious in doing so!. (then try my hardest not to burst into tears, like i am now!)
4: ok hello!?!!?!!? what kinda q is that!?
5:Here is my phone number
6:Ok yes i am a very selfish person! i would actually take the girl to a security gaurd and then go see my future husband!
7: Nick because he is the songwriter and i love him, and i have no idea! we haven't written it yet!Www@Enter-QA@Com

im gonna answer both sections anti style

fan sections
1!.haha your gay hope you die soon fag!.
2!.maybe you should work at mcdonalds then you can eat all the food you want!. then 5 years later they are all fat
3!.you are better off with out him he was gay anyways!.!.your daughter was a stupid b*tch who sucks at music!.!.!.!.then she says he wasn't a girl !.!.!.realluy i thought he was a transvestite so i just said!.!.!.!.!.!.then i would spit on the corpse
4!.i am not gay so i would not go out with that fag
5!.I HATE YOU JONAS FAGS!
6!.i will help out the little girl then go to the jonas sh*t and kick their asses
7!.the song would be called "the jonas brothers are fags" it would be a rap song and they would'nt say anything in it

anti section

1!.dump the bucket of water on them!.
2!.i would kill those two fags because two gay people together look sick!. there should be a law against that!. i would either kick their asses with a bat or with my hands or kill them with a pocket knife or scewdriver(notice id didn't say guns because they woul be too quick i would like to see them cry as i kill them one by one)!.
3!.i would end them there and say your assh0les have no talent i can't believ you guys are famous!. then again i would make them slow and agonizing so they would admit they are gay and they would kill themselves!.
4!. hey why are you guys so untalented

then again why are you asking "if" they are gay they are gay haven't you noticed that!?

?Be My Valentine? fat redneck my *** i aint even white stupid F*ck i ain't white like you stupid cracker!. i bet your some stupid girl who doesn't go to school and stays on the computer all day thats why your *** is hereWww@Enter-QA@Com

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But the jonas brothers ARE gay
What are you talking about!?

Anyway to answer your anti jonas questions:

1!. I would drown them little fangirtles with that bucket of water

2!. Let them continue, take a photograph of them and show it to the fangirls to really piss them off!

3!. make a fatal flaw and make sure there downfall is slow and agonizing!?

4!. You guys are lame, gay, farce, idiots, talentless, feminine, and fags!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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