Joke - what did she roll?!
Question:
Joke - what did she roll?
A very attractive blonde arrives at a casino and bets £20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind," she says, "but I feel much luckier when I am completely naked."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells out, "Yes" I've won!" She jumps up and down, hugs each of the dealers, scoops up all the chips on the table as well as her clothes and then quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other utterly dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "So, what did she roll?"
"No idea," replies the other, "I thought you were watching the dice."
Answers:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing I dont get is that blondes are supposed to be dumb (no offense to any blondes) and that was a pretty smart move. I'll remember that for Vegas! LOL! JK!