Please someone give me some funny dirty jokes??!
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Please someone give me some funny dirty jokes??
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2 days ago
10 pts to the person who makes me laugh the most!!
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One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on her husband when she see her daughter looking at them and immediately stops. "What are you doing, Mommy?" The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex makes up something else. "Well, sweetie, sometimes daddys' tummy gets to big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out." The little girl replies with, "Well, mommy you really shouldn't bother with that." The mother has a confused look on her face, "Why do you say that sweetheart?" The little girl replies, "Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up."