What do you do when....?!
Question:
What do you do when....?
You are at your desk at work and sourrounded by about 30 people. You try to quietly fart and end up shitting yourself?
Nobody can smell it yet, and I am afraid if I get up it will run down my leg and onto my shoe and the carpet. But also my chair is starting to soak up some of it. What should I do?
Answers:
loudly yell "WHO THE HELL SHAT THEMSELVES?"
and while everyone's looking around to blame someone, sneak off to the little boy's room where you will hide in the ceiling tiles until after 6:00 pm. eat a mouse if you get hungry.