Does anyone else want to smack the crap out of someone they work with today?!

Does anyone else want to smack the crap out of someone they work with today?

None of my coworkers but the next person who comes in and gives me the up and down and says boy u look nice and cool while sweating all over my desk is going to get my phone shoved up their a­ss haven't they ever seen anyone in a tank top before? And if u sweat that much it's got to be a medical condition.