I just don't understand, help please?!
Question:
I just don't understand, help please?
Americans have strange customes. My name is Poohdung Potta, and I just moved here. Some things I do not understand.
Everytime I introduce myself to someone they start coughing and spit luggy on my tie. Where I am from this is rude. We do not luggy on poeples ties.
When they have to relive themsels they say they are going to pay me a visit. Why do they need to see me first? I am equal to them.
Some things get tense in the office and they say I am going to hit the fan. Why do they think I would want to hit a fan? I could hurt myself by doing that.
They do hold me in high reguards at work. The are always congradulating each other by saying "Thats a Poohdung Potta job".
I think they see my high standards and respect me. But, I am just so confused about this. Can someone help me understand?
Answers:
LOL thats funny....so where are you from...is everyone thinking i'm a ***** for laughing well i'm sure this is someone just putting us on