How does one become an assassin?!
Question:
How does one become an assassin?
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OK firstly... you must master the art of "silent but deadly"... you may think this is a term to describe something that men do just before they hold your head under the duvet but you would be wrong...... this is an ancient term seldom spoken in public by the deadly assassin, make sure that you learn other important phrases such as " the eagle has landed", "red fox red fox" and of course the obligatory "i shall say zis only once".....
next you must master the tools of your trade.... not just the obvious and easy to spot big guns... oh no, you need stealth... try knitting needles, thermos flasks and of course a tin opener... a real master assassin can make anything a deadly weapon of mass destruction......
next and yes I'm afraid we have to talk about it.... that's right sex, all female assassins must use the art of "sex" to their advantage, they can wriggle out of a silk scarf or a handcuff situation in a nanosecond.... they can both seduce the most hardened of targets and they can make the most seducing targets hard... sex will be your deadliest weapon female assassin learn it well and you will not fail.........