Why I sacked my Secretary JOKE!!!!?!

Why I sacked my Secretary JOKE!!!!?

Why I sacked my Secretary

Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, - the children will
remember...

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday!" And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I
worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"


We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake.....followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ................

On the couch..............

Stark F"cking Naked

LMFAO!!!!!


poor guy.........great joke though!!!


made me laugh a lot, thanks!

star!

xxx