Really Good Deal!?!
Question:
Really Good Deal!?
The other day i got a really good deal on chloroform.
I got a 2 gallon bottle at tesco's for a tenner.
So ive been using it ALL the time to get rid of it.
Whenever i want to go asleep i chloroform myself, but the other day i landed myself in a bit of trouble!
Well i was out as usual, stealing knickers off washing lines.
And some woman caught me!!
I ran for my life but she caught up with me, i ended up chloroforming her, and was caught by the police!
Can you imagine what they will do to ME in jail!!!!!
Answers:
Oh babe! I'm gonna get some I think. Looks like it could be lots of fun lol! They won't send you to jail. I'll look after you...and if they do, I'll visit you and everything! I'll make something nice and homemade to bring you! Hahaha.
But, I'm slightly upset...why haven't you stolen MY knick-knacks yet?? I'll put my nice ones out and see if you turn up lol! You may keep them and I won't charge you! LOL you rock xxx