What Near-Death Experiences have you Had?!
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What Near-Death Experiences have you Had?
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The cops were beating on my door---with a warrant. So I swallowed 43 million mics of pure LSD.025 and ate 1 joint and 3 roaches. The LSD was actually legal back then but I wasnt sure of that at the time. Well, I was up for about 6 days and 6 nights. I won a staring contest with a black hole. I told God so many good jokes he didn't want me to leave. He kept saying "Lo, there is nectar and ambrosia aplenty. Sing me a song about how cool I am." I finally had to say " Look, dude, I'm way too conceited to be playin' this jive." I knew it would piss him off. It did. Now that I'm back I wish I'd taken a jug of that good stuff. I saw a pinwheel from the inside out. I saw the deeper recesses of brain wrinkles. And I still see the road unravel. Good to be here. Be good to get back.