Can you burp and fart at the same time?!
Question:
Can you burp and fart at the same time?
i just tried but had an accident in my pants
Answers:
Stewie, you just provided my goal for today!
I don't think I've ever enjoyed the simultaneous burp/fart function, but I think it would have to be repulsive, since personally I often find [other people's] burps more noxious than farts. There's nothing worse than a burp you can smell.
That said, I'd like to list my fart combo accomplishments to date. (For your pleasure):
I have:
Farted with each step while walking down the hall.
Farted while running (again, each step)
Farted while exercising.
Farted and sneezed
Farted and coughed
Farted while stretching
Farted during sex (embarrassing, yet hilarious)
Farted getting into/out of the car
Farted while yawning
........
and the coup de gras .....
Farted in bed and pulled the covers up over my husband's head so he could savor the moment.lolol (It was to get even with him for when he farted while we were in the shower together (ewww steamy fart)
I MAY have even farted while farting... not sure.
And I'll give anyone who give me a Thumbs Down a fart in the face.