Would you rather....?!
Question:
Would you rather....?
get raped by a donkey or eat an entire donkey in 5 minutes? YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE, DON'T SAY NEITHER!! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! I NEED TO KNOW THIS.
Answers:
I'd attempt to eat an entire donkey....even if I can't finish it, five minutes later I'll still be able to walk.