Missing pen...JOKE..:O)?!


Question:

Missing pen...JOKE..:O)?

A doctor sits at his desk in his surgery about to write a prescription for one of his patients,he reaches to his top pocket for his pen and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Damn it! that means,some @sshole's got my pen!"


Answers:

Cute... here is another missing pen joke.

Michael was in a hurry and trying to read the fax that was coming in before the big meeting when the fax machine jambed. Michael tried to clear the jam, first by pulling on the paper then by trying to free a ripped portion with his pen. Unfortunately, the machine remained jambed and Michael had to go to the meeting, but now in addition to the jambed paper, his pen was stuck inside the machine. Michael did not want someone to make matters worse by trying to use the machine so he closed it up and taped a quickly scrawled note to the front. Note read as follows.

D o N o t
U s e!

P e n i s
s t u c k
I n s i d e!


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