Why won't people buy my Christmas tree's.........??!
Question:
Why won't people buy my Christmas tree's.........??
I rented a vacant lot on the corner, painted a cardboard sign in red and green, went to the woods and cut down fifty prime Douglas Firs and after two days not one sale??
Answers:
Due to the rapid migration of the religious to other branches. I just read today that Wiccanism is on the rise and expected to be in the top three by 2018.
So the need for trees is diminishing as we speak! Did you ever consider becoming a broom salesman dear? I will order some of those.
Enjoy your day!