Make me laugh!?!
Question:
Make me laugh!?
Who ever can make me laugh the hardest without being innapropriate will get best answer.
Answers:
This is not a joke ,but is funny.
Letters to the Welfare Dept.
These are genuine extracts from letters received by the Ministry of Social Security, which deals with Public Welfare:
1. I am glad to state that my husband died yesterday, I will be glad if you will get me a pension. If you don't hurry up with it, I wull have to get public resistance.
2. I am enclosing my marriage certificate with three children. One of them is a mistake as you will see when you look into it. I am writing to say that my youngest is born two years old. Why am I not getting allowance for it?
3. I enclose certificate with six children. One of them is a twin and died. You ask if he is christened. Yes, he was baptized on half a sheet of paper by a certain Chaplain in the Salvation Army.
4. The man I live with won't work as he wants to know if my husband is dead. Will you search the records for him and let me know?
5. I am writing to you truly, yes, I was confirmed with a boy weighing ten pounds. Let me know if this is what you want to know because I have fallen in error with the Landlord and need it badly to pay the rent.
6. In accordance with your instructions I gave birth to twins in the enclosed envelope