A blonde gets married, and on her wedding night...?!
Question:
A blonde gets married, and on her wedding night...?
She promises to make her husband a wonderful dinner, and tells him to go upstairs and relax. He does so, but forty-five minutes go by and he hasn't heard anything from her (he knows she's not making him anything huge), so he goes to the top of the stairs and asks if she needs anything.
"I'm fine, Honey, you just relax."
So he goes back to the bedroom. Another forty-five minutes go by, he's getting pretty hungry, so he goes to the top of the stairs again, but receives the same answer. Finally, another forty-five minutes go by, and he smells smoke. He rushes downstairs to find everything burnt, and his wife in tears.
"I had to refill the pepper shaker," she sobs, "But it just took so long to get it through the tiny holes!"
Star if you love blondes :)
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... StAr!