Old Man Jenkin's?!


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Old Man Jenkin's?

In a small town of about 500 people there was a club, kinda like the Elks or Kiwanis. At this meeting they were trying to find a speaker for their big end of the year dinner.

“I say we have Old Man Jenkins do the honors”
“What’s so great about Old Man Jenkins?”
“About 50 years ago he went on a safari in Africa to hunt lions”
“Wow that would be an interesting story; let’s do it.”

The president found Old Man Jenkins at the local general store sitting outside.

“Hey Mr. Jenkins, would you do the honor of speaking of your safari at our end of the year dinner?”
“Well….we were on this boat and….”
“Not now Mr. Jenkins, at the dinner”
“Oh…Okay”

At the dinner the president announces Old Man Jenkins, and the old man slowly made his way to the podium

“Well….we were on this boat and it was swaying back and forth, back and forth. For three months we were on this boat making our way across the Atlantic to Africa. Finally we made it. We had people to carry our stuff for us they wo

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3 days ago
would set up camp, cook, clean and take down camp the next day while we hunted, and we would be on our way again.

We did this everyday for three weeks and still hadn’t seen any lions, and I was getting discouraged. One evening after the others went back to the camp site for the evening I went out on my own hoping to finally shoot me a lion.

I found an area with a bunch of over grown trees and grass, and I had to use my machete to get through. I cut and I swung my machete every which way so I could get where I wanted to go. I did this for about an hour till I finally made it to a clearing to take a rest.

I was resting and I heard a twig snap and a huge ROAR!!!!!
I crapped my pants”

“Wow, I bet if I had heard a lion roar I would crap my pants too.” Said the president
“No, right now when I went ROAR!!.....”


Answers:

I laughed so hard I crapped my pants.


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