Biggest prank pulled on a kid?!

Biggest prank pulled on a kid?

Mine was after Star Wars came out. I noticed a kid was following me into a grocery store. As we approached the automatic doors that retreated to the sides, I motioned my hand like I was using the "force." I then held me hand to keep the door open as the wide-eyed kid walked through saying to his mom, "He's a Jedi, he's a Jedi." I winked and went about my way. Throughout the whole store, he followed me with his wide eyes glued to me. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S.

I was wood-working in my garage and my daughter, then 4 years old, kept bugging and bugging me to let her help. I was sanding at the time so I told her to go sand the bark off an old tree stump that we had in the back yard. Hours passed and I thought she had gone inside with her mom. Sure enough, when I was closing shop about 4 hours later, she came to me with a tattered piece of sandpaper and asked me if her sanding was good enough. It broke my heart!! Poor thing.
The next day she spent almost all day with me in the garage woodworking with daddy. She got bored after a few hours and decided she wanted to play with her friends, better.