Write a funny quote & star this question?!

Write a funny quote & star this question?

best answerer will get 10 points

I've chosen Groucho Marx quotes:

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...
I shot my broker.

I never forget a face,but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

There's only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him,if he says "yes"you know he is a crook.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter,someday I intend reading it.