Things people say they are going to do but don't actually do them like.......?!

Things people say they are going to do but don't actually do them like.......?

"I have to run to the store" I have never seen anybody actually "runing" to their house with grocery bags on their hands

"I'm going to jump in the shower" now this is usually when one is rushing, I don't know how jumping is going to help.

What else have you heard people say?

Ad your own......

3 days ago
LMAO.......(tears falling)

"I'm going to hit the sack."

"Hurry your a*s up." As if the rear end was a separate entity that could be hurried.

"Let's go catch a movie" or "Catch you later."

"I've got a bone to pick with you."

"I'm going to get a hair cut." Technically one is cutting the hair not "a" hair (singular).

"Oh my god, I'm c*mming." The person climaxing is already present, and of all things to say to "god". He he.

"Quit pulling my leg!"

I've just realized how many common inappropriate phrases we use on a regular basis. Funny.