A joke for those that need a good laugh on a Monday!?!
Question:
A joke for those that need a good laugh on a Monday!?
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise
ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow
off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said:
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward,
but did you know that your dress is blowing up in
this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to
hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are
exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85
years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Answers:
i like this one my monday is much better now!