If you met Bruce Willis what the hell would you say?!

If you met Bruce Willis what the hell would you say?

3 days ago
I'd slap him...

3 days ago
...silly that is

Slap him silly and make him spin around on the tip of my finger...like a basketball...

Also if Bruce finds this...

I'm coming....beware...boo!!!

I wouldn't say, "You're the worlds most crushing bore and that crude, jingoistic, macho, U.S. saves the world genre, is total pants", because I was carefully brought up. I'd just say, " How do you do", and think a-plenty.