Please Help me come up with a witty response?!?!?!

Please Help me come up with a witty response?!?!?

I need some advice/suggestions for a witty/smartass response. A coworker that is new in my company takes it upon herself to leave "to do" lists for me when I'm working...Not only is it unprofessional, uncalled for and rude but it's also relativly annoying. Today is my last day, since I'm moving and she left me a "to do" list to complete. I want to leave her a "letter" back in the same fashion and I'm hoping to get my point across.

Here's how her letter is formatted (and I will even copyright you on the bottom if I use yours as best answer).

(Date at the Top)
Name,

Please complete the following tasks today.

1. Task, not my job.
2. Task, Is shared responsibility so I could do this one.
3. Task, also shared responsibility but it's not necessary.
4. Task, IS HER job, not mine...she's just lazy and doesn't want to.

I am expecting something today, just put it in the back.

(to be continued..)

3 days ago
Question for me, which didn't really need to be answered if she'd done the research.

Another question for me that if she'd bothered to do the research, she'd have answered it herself.

Rude remark.

A "reminder".

"Please make sure the store stays neat and most of all make lots of sales".

Thank you,

Her name.



Ugh, who does she think she is???

And PS: I might, do #2 on her list, if I feel like it.

Great idea, but since its my last day , I'll stick to business as usual. Did you want this back, so you can use it?

I think our boss could use something like this too.