If you choke a smurf?!
Question:
If you choke a smurf?
does it turn a deep shade of smurple?
Answers: What's this hatred against Smurfs? I think if you choked one their little Smurf head would "Smop" into a billion pieces and you would have "Smlood" all over. Is it really worth trying to catch the little beasts? thats funny ha ha ha!! Choking a smurf is a new euphemism for a very old activity. Good one. that's funny!! lol That's not very smurfy. It's dead.Yeah smurfle,lol. No, it just dies. Arrh! Hey....new word!!! lol thats just plain funny! lol thats funny! nope, its going to turn green, keel over and croak. if you choke em real hard blue berries come out This is a line from and joke used by comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham during his routine. It also appeared on his show which aired 2 nights ago on Comedy Central. You will also find it on his DVD "Stop the Insanity" taped in Washington D.C. I don't think it would turn smurple, he would probally turn cyanotic as the smurf is already blue. Assuming their blood is red. What color do they turn if you smurf a smurf in the smurf with your smurf ? NO WHAT HAPPENS IS THE OLDER BIGGER SMURFS COME "AROUND YOUR END" AND BASH YOU UP Assuming you could catch one it might but then they are so small it would be hard to tell. And that's assuming their smlood is red, they might more likely turn smiolet cause when we are choking we turn purple and our skin color is lighter then theirs....... no it turns white