Whatever happened to Waldo? Where is he now?!

Question:

Whatever happened to Waldo? Where is he now?

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Answers: Under my back porch doing who knows what with a bunch of elves. In your closet. He's in all those books and other Waldo merchandise. He got a camoflouge shirt for Christmas and nobody has seen him since. Keep lookin'. working for Santa They did a special on VH1. He's not doing well. he was kicked out of rehab and has a lot of cocaine issues. of course this is all guesswork cause no one's seen him since the 80's He owes you money too?

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