What is this Naruto and what can I do to stop it?!
Question: And how do I know if some one is infected?
Answers: And how do I know if some one is infected?
i know a ton of people who is infected with this disese, there is no hope in saving them,. It occurs when a tumor in the brain suppress the thought and reason section of brain, causing retardation. Its symptoms are similar to the disease "obesses" and "fan", only worst. Scientist in Tokyo are currently creating a vaccine for this disease, where it is estamated that at least 20% of its population is infected. and 10 percent of americas population is infected with it.
what do you mean! Isn't naruto an anime?! Don't treat it as a virus.
lmao, wut?
xD
Naruto created from Shonen Jump Manga. The story about a boy who have a Demon Fox trapped to his body and whos dream to become a village Hokage (chief). It's very addictive and it's addictive level is the same as Dragonball.
You know when you see a fanatic when he/she starts making hand seals, have a 'Konoha' head cover and saying Jutsu to you or you see somebody runs with hand strecthed backward. LOL
Haha, you think of Naruto as a disease? If you think that.....
Naruto is a worldwide disease where a bunch of cool-looking, powerful ninjas will come and charge into your mind and force you to like the anime Naruto. It spreads through television, Internet, VCDs, games, DVDs, magazines and comics, although some people get the infection through mere conversations. Currently there's no cure for this disease, lol. But you can prevent the infection by:
1. not letting anyone go near the TV, computer, magazines and comics; or
2. destroy the source of the virus, which are the TV broadcast companies worldwide and its creator Masashi Kishimoto.
To know that someone is infected, the victim will say "Naruto is the best!!" at least once a day. Some have the tendency to talk about its counterparts (Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sai, Yamato, Itachi..... the list goes on), the plotlines and the ninja techniques the characters used. The worst case is when they began to say, "-dattebayo!", "Believe it!" or "Shannaro!" in every end of their sentences, and make theories on the characters.
Dare stopping this disease?
Have a nice day, lol. :)
Go and kill kishimoto,creator of naruto. Only way to stop it other than killing everyone making handseals .
Why are you attacking naruto though. We all know that haruhism is bigger and scarier.
Note: If you actually kill kishimoto, we never had this conversation and i am in no way resposible. The above was a joke.
HA!! immune from legal disputes now!
Take two breaths of outside air, find something to better occupy your time, and if that doesn't work, call my office in the morning and well begin therapy.