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Question: how would you fight elmo?
Answers: how would you fight elmo?
Sneak up behind him and knock him out. Then take his limp puppet body grind him up into a powder. Make cookies out of the powder, and then feed the cookies to cookie monster.
Flame thrower I think...
With Big Bird and the Cookie Monster... tag team wrestling!!
I'd put him in the oven and cook him for Christams....Baked elmo, mashed potatoes, corn and candy...o.o.....great combo =^.^=
I would stick my hand up his puppet bum and drown him in the toilet!
Stop time and stab the little fella in the chest with a samurai sword.
YA-TAAAA!!!!!
rip his heart out with my bare hands and show it to him before he dies and make him eat it raw while it's still beating with a piece of iron shaped like the letter A up his butt standing on fire.
tag team with barney and have him shot
You can't he is immortal. Oh the HORROR!!!!
I'd use a machine gun against Elmo but Hellmo I'd just run.
Make him sad because he's to dang cheery.