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Question: Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
> without ears.
>
> When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's
> family was invited over to see the baby.
>
>
>
> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
> and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so
> much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
> the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
> home.

> Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
>
> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
>
> The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
>
> Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
> cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
>
> "Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
> have 20/20 vision."
>
> "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be ****-outta-luck if he
> needed glasses."
>


Answers: Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
> without ears.
>
> When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's
> family was invited over to see the baby.
>
>
>
> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
> and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so
> much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said
> the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back
> home.

> Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
>
> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
>
> The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
>
> Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
> cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
>
> "Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
> have 20/20 vision."
>
> "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be ****-outta-luck if he
> needed glasses."
>



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