I want to be a jedi?!
Question: i want to be a jedi knight!! Where do I sign up?? may your ma be with you
Answers: i want to be a jedi knight!! Where do I sign up?? may your ma be with you
To become a Jedi is not as simple as you may think, my friend.
You know, all the paper work, your ID card, passport. Then you have to make a couple of tests on your body. Send me a ￡1000 pounds on my account, you know, for registration and my wasted time.
After that you will need to have a sexual training with my ugly, fat, stinky math's teacher. Record a porno movie as your proof that you have trained yourself.
After all these pleasurable events, you will have to sell yourself to one of our Jedi Masters in London's Academy. He'll show you how to feel the force and basically you'll become your Jedi training.
That is it what you need to do! Easy ain't it?
I want to be a tree.
lol. Is this a joke?
Stop reading so many comic books
Are you my husband under another name? He also wants to train as a jedi knight, we have a full jedi costume loads of lightsabers etc.. God help us all..
go into space and find somewhere where it could happen.
Jedi's are choosen from birth and taken to the Jedi academy, this way it avoids them making family ties and feeling love for people they are missing. So unfortunately if you haven't been choosen it won't happen.
Just sign up to the new repulic, and fly ships its much easier to get in, any giant monkey or space pirate can do it.
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=IKb0QcXcZH...
just for jedi!
good luck with that
sign me up too
if you wanna be a jedi
then i want mutant powers preferably "mystic" powers
seriously
i think there is a jedi school on the west coast but i think they come to you
alright you but you a game console and play Jedi knight academy then you will become a true jedi.