Can someone tell me what the words in this comic say please?!

Question: http://
s256.photobucket.com
/albums/hh194/
XxDeiNaruIs
WonderfulxX/
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& current=
deinaru20.jpg

If someone can translate that for me then thank you!

P.s the comic is ment to be read from right to left

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Answers: http://
s256.photobucket.com
/albums/hh194/
XxDeiNaruIs
WonderfulxX/
?action=view
& current=
deinaru20.jpg

If someone can translate that for me then thank you!

P.s the comic is ment to be read from right to left

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Right -> Left and Up -> Down

1st: Naruto - ! Bird - Patata.
2nd: Naruto - Deidara nii-chan's bird. (Nii-chan is a way to refer to an (older) brother or a guy older than you)
3rd: Naruto - Cute~ttebayo! (~ttebayo is a nonsense word)
4th: Bird - Patata.
5th: Naruto - Ah!
6th: (no text)
7th: Bird - Pasa.
8th: Deidara - ...
9th: Deidara - You're good... hmm. SFX - Chu! (Chu can be a kiss sound.)

Sorry if something is wrong, the text is sort of small...
The bird's weird noises are sound effects.

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