What are the lyrics to the George Washington cartoon?!
Question: If you go to youtube and type in George Washington, a cartoon comes up. Does anyone have a link to the lyrics, or know all of them?
Answers: If you go to youtube and type in George Washington, a cartoon comes up. Does anyone have a link to the lyrics, or know all of them?
"Washington, Washington, six-foot-eight weighs a ******* ton, opponents beware, opponents beware, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming. Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine, I mean two sets of testicles, so divine. On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land, [something I couldn't catch. something about a schnauzer] and his perfect hands. Here comes George in control, women dug his snuff (or stuff) and his gallant stroll. Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Washington, Washington, six-foot-twenty ******* killing for fun. Spread, spread, Delaware, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Sue me if I go too fast, but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad. He's got a wig for his wig and a brain for his heart, he'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh!
He'll save children, but not the British children(x4)
He's got a pocketful of horses, ***** the $hit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven and he killed with a stare. He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky, killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.
Washington, Washington, twelve stories high made of radiation. Present beware, future beware, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Did I mention his four nubs? He also had four d!cks. If you took off his boots you'd see the d!cks growing off his feet. I heard that motherfu(ker had like, 30 goddamn d!cks.
He once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid, at a party."
Annnddd done! That was dirty! >.<
Washington, Washington, Six foot eight, weighs a ******* ton.
Opponets Beware,
Opponets Beware,
He's coming, He's coming, He's coming.
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine.
I mean, two sets of testicles, so devine.
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