Does anyone know any jokes?!
Question: Does anyone know any jokes!?
Non-corny jokes I mean!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
it depends on what corny is to you!
umm!.!.!.!.!. a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!.
because he hit a pole (bar)Www@Enter-QA@Com
umm!.!.!.!.!. a guy walks into a bar and says ouch!.
because he hit a pole (bar)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I do,
A trucker walks into a Diner!.
The waitress says,"What would ya like, hun!?"
The trucker responds, "I'm just dying for a bowl of chili!"
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you ordered the last bowl!."
"Man," the trucker replies, "I was really looking forward to some chili!."
"Can I get you anything else!?" ask the waitress!.
"Some coffee, please," he replies!.
After about 10 minutes, he notices the other man just sitting there and says, "Hey man, if your not going to eat that, can I have it!?"
"Sure, have at it," he says, and slides the bowl to the trucker!.
Well the trucker starts in on the chili and comments "Mmmmm, this is the best chili I've ever tasted!."
He gets about half-way done with the chili and looks down only to find a dead rat in the bowl!. He than pukes!.
As he is wiping his face off the man next to him replies, "Yeah, that's about how far I got!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A trucker walks into a Diner!.
The waitress says,"What would ya like, hun!?"
The trucker responds, "I'm just dying for a bowl of chili!"
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you ordered the last bowl!."
"Man," the trucker replies, "I was really looking forward to some chili!."
"Can I get you anything else!?" ask the waitress!.
"Some coffee, please," he replies!.
After about 10 minutes, he notices the other man just sitting there and says, "Hey man, if your not going to eat that, can I have it!?"
"Sure, have at it," he says, and slides the bowl to the trucker!.
Well the trucker starts in on the chili and comments "Mmmmm, this is the best chili I've ever tasted!."
He gets about half-way done with the chili and looks down only to find a dead rat in the bowl!. He than pukes!.
As he is wiping his face off the man next to him replies, "Yeah, that's about how far I got!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
if a male is called a peacock, what do you call a female!?
a peacunt!!!!
please don't delete me!. i just heard this joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a peacunt!!!!
please don't delete me!. i just heard this joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com