Does anyone have some funny jokes?!
Question: Does anyone have some funny jokes!?
Answers:
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room!. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS!. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language!."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train!. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you!. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one!. We hope you will ride with us again soon!." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat!. Remember, there is no smoking on the train!. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today!."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen!."
this is to long to put in but this is where i found it http://www!.coolfunnyjokes!.com/Funny-Joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room!. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house!. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS!. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language!."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train!. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you!. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one!. We hope you will ride with us again soon!." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat!. Remember, there is no smoking on the train!. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today!."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen!."
this is to long to put in but this is where i found it http://www!.coolfunnyjokes!.com/Funny-Joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was a blonde girl on 'Who wants to be a millionair!.'
she was on the last question, about to win a million
the last question was:
"What type of bird does not live in a nest!?"
a) a Robbin
b) a Magpie
c) a Blackbird
d) a Queque
the woman didn't know the answers so she said
"I think i'll phone a friend!."
she phoned her friend Maggie who is also a blonde and Maggie told her the answer was D, A Queque!.
"I'll go for D, thanks!."
"Well done, you've just won a million pounds!."
she was so happy that after the show she and Maggie went for a drink since Maggie helped her win the million!.
"So Maggie, how did you know the answer!?!."
Maggie looked at her funnily and replied:
"Well duhh, everyone knows Queques live in clocks!."
lol, that's one of my favourite jokes, i don't know which birds live in nests and which ones dont!. I just wrote random ones!.
hope you liked the joke anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she was on the last question, about to win a million
the last question was:
"What type of bird does not live in a nest!?"
a) a Robbin
b) a Magpie
c) a Blackbird
d) a Queque
the woman didn't know the answers so she said
"I think i'll phone a friend!."
she phoned her friend Maggie who is also a blonde and Maggie told her the answer was D, A Queque!.
"I'll go for D, thanks!."
"Well done, you've just won a million pounds!."
she was so happy that after the show she and Maggie went for a drink since Maggie helped her win the million!.
"So Maggie, how did you know the answer!?!."
Maggie looked at her funnily and replied:
"Well duhh, everyone knows Queques live in clocks!."
lol, that's one of my favourite jokes, i don't know which birds live in nests and which ones dont!. I just wrote random ones!.
hope you liked the joke anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mama so ugly she looked out of the window and got aressted for mourning!.
Your mama so fat everytime she turned around it was her birthday!.
Your mama so ugly she went to an ugly competition and the judges said "Please no proffesionals"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mama so fat everytime she turned around it was her birthday!.
Your mama so ugly she went to an ugly competition and the judges said "Please no proffesionals"Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are so ugly that when you were born your mom threw u out the window and a cop knocked on your door and charged your mom for littering!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mom is so stupid she locked herself to Walmart and starved to death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com