Would you let your kids watch Spongebob if....??!
Question: Would you let your kids watch Spongebob if!.!.!.!.!?!?
1!. Spongebob and Patrick were lovers!?
2!. animal cruelty was any more obvious than it alread is (come on, an animal owning another animal)!?
3!. Spongebob was more of a cross dresser than he already is!?
4!. Squidward was either depressed or suicidal!?
5!. Mr!. Krabs' love for money was clearly stated as an addiction!?
6!. Patrick suffered from dangerous over eating!?
7!. Patrick's stupid actions/remarks are a result of mental retardation!?
8!. Sandy was actually a butch lesbian!?
9!. Mr!. Krabs was violating underwater labor laws (he sure the hell is breaking U!.S!. laws!)!?
10!. the Jellyfish were wild animals that came in hordes and mauled the characters (wait dont they already do that)!?
11!. Spongebob was arrested for all of the illegal things he does, including numerous breaking and entering and petty theft charges!?
12!. Lil' Wayne or Lil' Kim guess starred!?
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2!. animal cruelty was any more obvious than it alread is (come on, an animal owning another animal)!?
3!. Spongebob was more of a cross dresser than he already is!?
4!. Squidward was either depressed or suicidal!?
5!. Mr!. Krabs' love for money was clearly stated as an addiction!?
6!. Patrick suffered from dangerous over eating!?
7!. Patrick's stupid actions/remarks are a result of mental retardation!?
8!. Sandy was actually a butch lesbian!?
9!. Mr!. Krabs was violating underwater labor laws (he sure the hell is breaking U!.S!. laws!)!?
10!. the Jellyfish were wild animals that came in hordes and mauled the characters (wait dont they already do that)!?
11!. Spongebob was arrested for all of the illegal things he does, including numerous breaking and entering and petty theft charges!?
12!. Lil' Wayne or Lil' Kim guess starred!?
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Answers:
1!. Well they did live together briefly as husband and wife and raised a clam!? scallop!? what was that thing anyway!?
2!. This episode had been done too!. Mr!. Krabs has a machine that squeezes the jelly from the jelly fish!.
3!.He has done a lot of cross dressing!. So has Patrick and Squidward but not as much!.
4!. I think Squidward IS depressed!. He's always miserable!.
5!. I'm pretty sure its obvious that he has a problem and needs an intervention!.
6!. hello! Spongebob was trying to force feed him with a funnel!. And he eats utensils and plates, cups, napkins, bowls!.!.
7!. His stupidity is the result of starfishes not having a brain!. Seriously, look it up!. One weird creature!.
8!. She isn't!?!.
9!. Remember the episode where he forces poor spongebob to take a vacation because the labor board forces him!?
10!.yes they do! Quite often!. too many episodes to pick just one incident!.
11!.i recall him being arrested once!. For stealing a balloon!.
12!. God help us!. I guess as long as lil Kim kept her clothes on and Lil Wayne didn't bring a gun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. This episode had been done too!. Mr!. Krabs has a machine that squeezes the jelly from the jelly fish!.
3!.He has done a lot of cross dressing!. So has Patrick and Squidward but not as much!.
4!. I think Squidward IS depressed!. He's always miserable!.
5!. I'm pretty sure its obvious that he has a problem and needs an intervention!.
6!. hello! Spongebob was trying to force feed him with a funnel!. And he eats utensils and plates, cups, napkins, bowls!.!.
7!. His stupidity is the result of starfishes not having a brain!. Seriously, look it up!. One weird creature!.
8!. She isn't!?!.
9!. Remember the episode where he forces poor spongebob to take a vacation because the labor board forces him!?
10!.yes they do! Quite often!. too many episodes to pick just one incident!.
11!.i recall him being arrested once!. For stealing a balloon!.
12!. God help us!. I guess as long as lil Kim kept her clothes on and Lil Wayne didn't bring a gun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Um yeah!.!.!.Spongebob is a sponge!. Yep!.
2!. Wha!? Yep!.
3!. Spongebob isn't a crossdresser yo! Yep!.
4!. Hah!. As if he wasn't already!. Yep!.
5!. It is an addiction!. Yep!.
6!. You mean obesity!? Yep!.
7!. Most definately!.
8!. Sandy is a squirell!. Yep!.
9!. Somebody call the union! Yep!.
10!. Haha!. Yep!.
11!. Yes!.
12!. Yes!.
Spongebob is a children's cartoon yo'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Wha!? Yep!.
3!. Spongebob isn't a crossdresser yo! Yep!.
4!. Hah!. As if he wasn't already!. Yep!.
5!. It is an addiction!. Yep!.
6!. You mean obesity!? Yep!.
7!. Most definately!.
8!. Sandy is a squirell!. Yep!.
9!. Somebody call the union! Yep!.
10!. Haha!. Yep!.
11!. Yes!.
12!. Yes!.
Spongebob is a children's cartoon yo'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If all of that happened in Spongebob, and I were old enough to have kids, and I could put up with said aforementioned children, then yeah!. They could watch it and I probably would to!. Although if Spongebob were arrested there'd probably be no show!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha *imagines myself steering two sleepy toddlers to the TV to watch R-rated version of spongebob*!.!.!."Welcome to the real world kiddies!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe yes or no yes cuz sponge bob is only a cartoonWww@Enter-QA@Com
heck yeah that will just boost up ratingsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dude it's a cartoon!.!.!.!. of course!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes because they didn't know about those stuff you listed in here!.!.!.yet!. Unless they've been reading your question here or found out about this whole 'Spongebob is gay etc' and asked me if all of that really true or not!. When they did, I'll told them "Hey, have fun! It's just a cartoon!.!.!.don't take it too seriously!. Do you think Squidward character will commited suicide and actually died in the cartoon!? Nahh!.!.!. he's not even real! He's still gonna lived because he's a cartoon character!. So you better not do that in a real life because you're real and not a cartoon character"Www@Enter-QA@Com