Is Spongbob gay?!
Question: Is Spongbob gay!?
I love spongebob and am 14!!!! I was watching one of them today and spongebob said he really liked squidward!. In a flirty way!.!.!. The one where they find the submarine!. Who thinks he is gay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
How can a guy with THAT many holes NOT be gay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone has been asking that question since a Wall Street Journal article reported that the popular cartoon character has a huge gay following!.
Since I don't have the intellectual gravitas to create a theory that unites all the fields of physics, let me attempt to solve the SpongeBob mystery!.
Let me state at the outset that there is nothing wrong with being gay, it's not as if we are debating if SpongeBob is a bed-wetter or a bank robber!. Some of my best sponges are a nice shade of lavender!.
The creator of Nickelodeon's "SpongeBob SquarePants," Stephen Hillenburg, insists that SpongeBob is "kind of special," but not gay!. Hmm, that's what my mom used to say, when I asked why Uncle Albert wasn't married: Honey, your uncle is kind of special, he prefers to stay home and listen to Broadway show tunes, instead of going to bars and picking up floozies!.
Let's examine the evidence pointing to SpongeBob's gay orientation!. There's no denying that Ole SquarePants is a wee bit light on his loafers; he has a penchant for holding hands with his bud Patrick and he has a proclivity for sashaying around his pineapple house in his tight briefs!.
But would a gay man, or sponge, live in a community called "Bikini Bottom"!? Would a gay man wear SpongeBob's aesthetically-challenged attire!? Would a homosexual have a snail as a pet!? As I recall Uncle Albert had a cat, but he would set out poison to kill the snails that nibbled on his precious flower garden!.
SpongeBob SquarePants is no Tinky Winky; he's just an average, enthusiastic, live-and-let-live sponge!. Gays may find him appealing as a gay icon, but there's many women who find him sponge- worthy!. And children love him because he is a funny and friendly human being, umm, I mean sponge!.
Now, his next-door neighbor, Squidward -- that fussy queen is another matter altogether!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Since I don't have the intellectual gravitas to create a theory that unites all the fields of physics, let me attempt to solve the SpongeBob mystery!.
Let me state at the outset that there is nothing wrong with being gay, it's not as if we are debating if SpongeBob is a bed-wetter or a bank robber!. Some of my best sponges are a nice shade of lavender!.
The creator of Nickelodeon's "SpongeBob SquarePants," Stephen Hillenburg, insists that SpongeBob is "kind of special," but not gay!. Hmm, that's what my mom used to say, when I asked why Uncle Albert wasn't married: Honey, your uncle is kind of special, he prefers to stay home and listen to Broadway show tunes, instead of going to bars and picking up floozies!.
Let's examine the evidence pointing to SpongeBob's gay orientation!. There's no denying that Ole SquarePants is a wee bit light on his loafers; he has a penchant for holding hands with his bud Patrick and he has a proclivity for sashaying around his pineapple house in his tight briefs!.
But would a gay man, or sponge, live in a community called "Bikini Bottom"!? Would a gay man wear SpongeBob's aesthetically-challenged attire!? Would a homosexual have a snail as a pet!? As I recall Uncle Albert had a cat, but he would set out poison to kill the snails that nibbled on his precious flower garden!.
SpongeBob SquarePants is no Tinky Winky; he's just an average, enthusiastic, live-and-let-live sponge!. Gays may find him appealing as a gay icon, but there's many women who find him sponge- worthy!. And children love him because he is a funny and friendly human being, umm, I mean sponge!.
Now, his next-door neighbor, Squidward -- that fussy queen is another matter altogether!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most definitely!. I mean, look at the way he dresses!. And have you seen the episode where him and Patrick have a baby clam together!? That's just AWKWARD!.
But really, Spongebob owns!. Don't be hatin'!.
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But really, Spongebob owns!. Don't be hatin'!.
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i dont think so maybe hes bi cuz in one episode he was watching porn about this girl and in another he accidently thought of a girl and he apologzed 2 garyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yup!. Definitely gay!. It's quite well known, actually!. Spongebob and Patrick will be announcing their engagement any day now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont think that he is gay!. I think that it is just a way to show the YOUNGER children about emotions and expressing how they feel! Their is nothing wrong with that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!
lmao!
I remember that commercial!.
But iunno!.
Everyone says that hes really gay in real life but i really dont know!. He does act GAY!.
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!
I remember that commercial!.
But iunno!.
Everyone says that hes really gay in real life but i really dont know!. He does act GAY!.
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't know!.!.!.i always kinda thought he was!.
i also always wondered his age and if his real name is sponge"robert" squarepants!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i also always wondered his age and if his real name is sponge"robert" squarepants!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I spotted him and the little mermaid getting it on behind a dumpster last weekend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
either he is gay or borderline metrosexual (acts like it)Www@Enter-QA@Com
he just might be!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he just might be!. lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
SpongeBob is kool, but i really do think he is gayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey it's a cartoon ok!. Plus mostly little kids watch it,so they don't know what it means!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I don't think spongebob is gay he's just retarded!. ~laughs~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you mean gay as in really happy or homosexual!.!.!.!.!? I just think he has the mentality of a 6 year old!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. i dont think he's gay!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he's just happy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.REALLY happy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think he is gay!.
A little strange, but not gay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little strange, but not gay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com