Funny death note quotes?!
Question: Funny death note quotes!?
just out of boredom!. i need something for my deviantart sig and i thought something funny might be good ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
GAH! There are just so many!
Matsuda: "Ryuzaki, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation!.!.!. besides the manager thing!?"
L: "Could you get me another cup of coffee!?"
Light: "I'll take a potato chip!.!.!. and EAT IT!!!"
(Ok!.!.!.!.so, that one was meant to be dramatic!.!.!.!.but I bet NO ONE kept a straight face when Light said that!)
Ryuk (Talking to Light): "But if you kill all the bad people!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you will be the only bastard left!."
L: "If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours!."
(Then the chief puts the strawberry in his pocket!. xD I laughed so hard)
L: "My number of friends has increased yet again!.!.!.!.!.!."
L: "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now!."
Yeah!.!.!.My favourite is probably the strawberry one!.
Why is L so awesome!?
:P
Hope that helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Matsuda: "Ryuzaki, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation!.!.!. besides the manager thing!?"
L: "Could you get me another cup of coffee!?"
Light: "I'll take a potato chip!.!.!. and EAT IT!!!"
(Ok!.!.!.!.so, that one was meant to be dramatic!.!.!.!.but I bet NO ONE kept a straight face when Light said that!)
Ryuk (Talking to Light): "But if you kill all the bad people!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you will be the only bastard left!."
L: "If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours!."
(Then the chief puts the strawberry in his pocket!. xD I laughed so hard)
L: "My number of friends has increased yet again!.!.!.!.!.!."
L: "Bang! Bang! Bang! If I were Kira, you'd all be dead by now!."
Yeah!.!.!.My favourite is probably the strawberry one!.
Why is L so awesome!?
:P
Hope that helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My fav quotes:
Matsuda: Ryuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help!? Besides the manager job!?
L: You want to be useful!?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee!.
L: If you keep my secret, I'll give you this strawberry
(or it was something like that)
L: (talking to Light) What’s wrong!? You look so mad, so I thought you might want some cake too
His lines always crack me up! also, everyone mentioned this one basically, when L is like: "Yes, that would be dark" XD
L is my idol! I love him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Matsuda: Ryuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help!? Besides the manager job!?
L: You want to be useful!?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee!.
L: If you keep my secret, I'll give you this strawberry
(or it was something like that)
L: (talking to Light) What’s wrong!? You look so mad, so I thought you might want some cake too
His lines always crack me up! also, everyone mentioned this one basically, when L is like: "Yes, that would be dark" XD
L is my idol! I love him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Light: I'll take a potato chip!.!.!.and EAT it!
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L:Kira is childish and he hates losing!.!.!. I'm also childish and hate losing!.
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L: I'm!.!.!. a pervert!?!?
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Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark!."
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L: Will you be eating that cake!?!.!.!.say what you want, but I will be taking the cake!.
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L:Why are you staring at me!? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake!?
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L: (after getting hit by Ligh) That hurts
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Misa: You just want to see me pee again, YOU PERVERT
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Misa: Light, won't you sleep with me!?
Light: !.!.!.Why are you saying that Misa!?
Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right!? Don't be shy Light!.
L: Please don't be shy, Light-kun!.
Light: I'm not being shy!.
L: Don't be serious about it either
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Matsuda: "I wonder, is it about ten million dollars!?
Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that!?"
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L:Kira is childish and he hates losing!.!.!. I'm also childish and hate losing!.
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L: I'm!.!.!. a pervert!?!?
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Misa:"I can't imagine a world without Light!"
L: "Yes, that would be dark!."
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L: Will you be eating that cake!?!.!.!.say what you want, but I will be taking the cake!.
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L:Why are you staring at me!? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake!?
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L: (after getting hit by Ligh) That hurts
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Misa: You just want to see me pee again, YOU PERVERT
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Misa: Light, won't you sleep with me!?
Light: !.!.!.Why are you saying that Misa!?
Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right!? Don't be shy Light!.
L: Please don't be shy, Light-kun!.
Light: I'm not being shy!.
L: Don't be serious about it either
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Matsuda: "I wonder, is it about ten million dollars!?
Ryuk: How many apples could I buy with that!?"
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I think the funniest Death Note quote would be:
Misa: I cant live in a world without you Light!
L:!.!.!.yes, that would be dark
or something like that XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Misa: I cant live in a world without you Light!
L:!.!.!.yes, that would be dark
or something like that XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well, somebody already said this =p but
Misa: I don't want to live in a world without Light!
L: Yes that would be very dark
I loved that quote! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Misa: I don't want to live in a world without Light!
L: Yes that would be very dark
I loved that quote! =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
steal his cake, he cant think without food (ok im terrible at jokes if you must know TT!.TT)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love the one where Light was all "I WILL TAKE A CHIP!.!.!.AND EAT IT!" roflroflrofl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com