Does anybody have a party piece like mine??!

Does anybody have a party piece like mine??

I can sing Joseph and his dopey coat from start tae finish, word perfect, also I can do Evita. Maybe I'm jist a wee sad wifie!!! Any comments??

I can stick a knitting needle right through my forearm without it bleeding (well, just one drop), and it doesn't hurt.

I do it near the elbow and hate doing it, but hey, it's my trick!