What if that crush video was about Bush instead of Obama?!
Question:
What if that crush video was about Bush instead of Obama?
Oh Bush Baby I've got a big crush on you,
your features are like a monkey released from the zoo.
And the way you eat those pretzels and choke and pass out,
were you really drinking jello shots on a binge or a bout?
I like the way you shake that thing..... you bump and you grind,
oh baby baby please help me I'm losing my mind.
When you crinkle your forehead you look like Bozo the Clown,
oh come on Bush Baby, lets get out and paint the town.
I knew I had a crush on you when you slipped on that banana peel, and when I watch you on "The Soup" you're so funny it's unreal.
So Bush baby, lets get down and shake that thing,
Shake that Badonkey donk, badda boom badda bing.
Answers:
Did you write that. It's cool.