What's the funniest song you've ever heard?!


Question:

What's the funniest song you've ever heard?

The funniest one I've heard is called "Jenny" by Lisa "Lefteye" Lopes. Here are the lyrics for those of you who are unfamiliar with her work.



I'm drivin' slow
Then enormously fast
'Cause Jenny dumb *** slammed on the gas
She says, "I'm high!"
Not to mention all the weed in the ride
And the way we drivin'
We are stupid to ride
I bust a right on Memorial Drive 9Go left!)
She threw out the henn (Left!)
Threw out the stash
And we was gone (*****!)
Speedin' oh so fast
Then we stopped
The cops caught us at last (What are you doin', why you stoppin'?)
Knew I forgot somethin'
Might've needed some gas

So the cop walked up
Knocked on the window
I dropped
I ain't drunk
I forgot
Jenny's uncle's a cop
("Girl relax, it's me, man, you forgot your keys")
Your keys?
Dumb-***
Can't believe I threw out my stash
I should've whooped your ***
I know I have some crazy Friday nights
But somethin' about Jenny
Makes it all right


Answers:

Birthday Cake- By Cibo Matto. It's from the Jet Set Radio Future (X-Box) soundtrack.

SHUT UP AND EAT
TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
SHUT UP AND EAT
YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS SWEET

Yes, I'm cooking for my son and his wife
It's his 30th birthday
Pour berries into a bowl
Add milk of two months ago
"It's moldy... Mom, isn't it?"
I don't give a flying f*ck though!

SHUT UP AND EAT
TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
SHUT UP AND EAT
YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS SWEET

It's food nouveau
It's food nouveau
It's the shape of love

Beat it! Beat it up!
Beat it! Beat it up!

Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and MSG!
Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and MSG!

SHUT UP AND EAT
TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
SHUT UP AND EAT
YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS SWEET

You were born in the 60's
We made war with the Vietnamese.
We love LSD! We die easily!
Can we just say c'est la vie?

So what! Say what!
For your own sake.
Do you have a headache?
Or a heartbreak?
Are you made or broken by the birthday cake?
You may be slow on the uptake.

I pour pot in the birthday cake.
So what! Say what!
For my own sake.
Watch out, yo! Here I come, yo!
I'm gonna change to a rattlesnake.

Turn up the TV.
Do you agree? (Yeah!)
I'm talkin turkey.
Take it from me.
I'm gonna show my love for my dove.
"But it's moldy... Mom, isn't it?"

Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and the MSG!
Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and the MSG!

SHUT UP AND EAT
TOO BAD NO BON APPETIT
SHUT UP AND EAT
You know my love is very sweet.


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