Sweet Aunt Jeminma just milked Michael Jordan!?!?!


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Sweet Aunt Jeminma just milked Michael Jordan!?!?

June 1, 2007-
The popular and sweet Aunt Jeminma syrup was seen milking Michael Jordans udders today. She squeezed on them like a buffalo grasps cheddar rolls of play-dough. Michael Jordan hollered as Aunt Jeminma began using his milk to create buttermilk pancakes.

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2 months ago
No, actually I made all of that up!


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ya that it good


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