Who here has flatculent butthair with purple headed eyeballs?!
Question:
Who here has flatculent butthair with purple headed eyeballs?
Answers:
My flatculent butthair has rainbow eyeballs that blink innocently at prey. It emits an aroma that makes small farm animals faint and expell all bodily fliuds. My rainbow eyeballs
bear their plaid teeth and devour the foe and digests them into my butt.